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Blog posted by Jesse on April 28, 2008, 10:33 pm
You are about to experience the greatest musical achievement in all of history. I'm serious... you should prepare yourself before you click play! Lyrics found after the jump.
DJ Quest do it [high voice]
[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafucking time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And you ain't responding to nothing
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurls already done put me up on your ass tonight nigga
When you get home I got some news for yo bitch ass
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleeping
It's late night and you creeping
You could of told me, I'm leaving
Now I know your out there cheating
Why you gotta do me like that
When I call you don't call me back
I'm texting you, like nigga where you at
That's fucked up, why you do me like that
[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead asleep, you tricking
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance floor grinding
With a striper hoe named Diamond
You was flossing hard, you was shinning
Everything she drank, you buying
But nigga you need to stop lying
Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
you want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine
you keep telling me you ain't touch her,
But some keep telling me you gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, uou want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, and lemme smell yo dick
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get her eye swole up
And I don't give a damn what your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean
They ain't got no bisness, eyeing me like that
You ain't got no bisness, trying me like that
I wasn't even feeling Diamond like that
I was wilding, but I wasn;t clowning like that
That's alright, that's okay
No one believe what your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet alot bitches, take alot of pictures
I might break bread, with one or two strippers
But that don't mean you gotta pull ma zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
DJ Quest do it [high voice]
[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafucking time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And you ain't responding to nothing
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurls already done put me up on your ass tonight nigga
When you get home I got some news for yo bitch ass
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleeping
It's late night and you creeping
You could of told me, I'm leaving
Now I know your out there cheating
Why you gotta do me like that
When I call you don't call me back
I'm texting you, like nigga where you at
That's fucked up, why you do me like that
[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead asleep, you tricking
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance floor grinding
With a striper hoe named Diamond
You was flossing hard, you was shinning
Everything she drank, you buying
But nigga you need to stop lying
Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
you want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine
you keep telling me you ain't touch her,
But some keep telling me you gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, uou want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, and lemme smell yo dick
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get her eye swole up
And I don't give a damn what your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean
They ain't got no bisness, eyeing me like that
You ain't got no bisness, trying me like that
I wasn't even feeling Diamond like that
I was wilding, but I wasn;t clowning like that
That's alright, that's okay
No one believe what your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet alot bitches, take alot of pictures
I might break bread, with one or two strippers
But that don't mean you gotta pull ma zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)
[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick
ugh. preston and steve have been playing that song very often. gets a little old after a few listens.
Posted By: Dom - http://dom.nolifers.org
On April 28, 2008, 10:47 pm
^ yeah, one listen was enough for me.
i <3 the quality music getting released these days.
i <3 the quality music getting released these days.
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